Scary Movie 4
Well, 1 was gross, 2 was better, 3 was the best, so 4 should be even better right? I mean, the trailer was amazing. The sets looked exactly like War of the Worlds and The grudge, the cinematography matches perfectly, and the special effects were worthy of any big time Hollywood film.
Well whoever made the trailer is a genius, because I seriously thought that the fourth Scary Movie would be the best. Instead, it stunk.
Scary Movie 4 wasn't as bad as February's "Date Movie," but it was pretty darn close. There were barely any funny parts in the movie and the only funny parts were things that were in the trailer. In fact, I felt as though I was watching the "Director's Cut" of the trailer.
The only two memorable lines I can remember were:
Cindy: SOmething weird is going on in this house. Last night I think I saw a face.
Tom: Did it have a nose?
Cindy: Yes.
Tom: Your right! That does sound like a face!
And then there was another crack made abotu Detroit that had be laughing. Other than that I was only entertained by the whole "Shaq and Dr. Phil meets Saw" sketch, which had me bawling. The first five minutes and the ending (where Cindy, Tom, and Brenda meet Saw) are the only good parts of the movie.
Oh, and James Earl Jones getting hit by a bus... that was funny too...
But anyway, I am here to report that the movie was thoroughly dissapointing and I wouldn't recomend it.
Oh and another thing... can anyone tell me why King Kong is on the movie poster? I don't even recall hearing anyone in the film MENTION King Kong... there were a few monkeys at the beginning, but I think they were baboons...
I don't know...
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